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Scientology Demotivational Poster

ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it

MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION

TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?

SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.

50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.

TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

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Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
Fucking crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
fucking lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
fucking great

AND WHEN LITTLE RON GREW UP - he even founded a "church"

TAGS: scientology
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 12:52 pm
lol!! Yes, Ron Hubbard.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:49 am
I suspect Scientology.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:30 pm
Is there something i'm missing? what's the punchline???

SCIENTOLOGY - "Too crazy" even for this guy.

TAGS: charles manson scientology
Rating: 2.14/5

SCIENTOLOGY - A couch's worst enemy

TAGS: scientology tom cruise
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - May 3, 2009, 3:51 am
Fuck yo couch, Oprah... fuck yo couch!

XENU - is going to kill us all!

NEPOTISM - (Roughly) The belief that something is superior, simply because it came from you.

TAGS: poop scientology cruise
Rating: 2.81/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 11:26 pm
He's just a kid. Don't engage.
Haarakkon - July 28, 2009, 11:19 pm
This, kids, is why we work hard, stay in school and don't do drugs.
jalford - July 28, 2009, 11:17 pm
(comment deleted - ban warning!)
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:15 pm
Semantics are the bane of all funny!
TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Um she did cum from him! so to speak, unless of course my sperm donor theory is correct. Also I think either of those looney scientologists would have bronzed her shit as an offering to Xenu.
Hypercat-Z - July 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
That's so true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 1:36 am
good one Trash. Mo, I'm not talking to you....you stood me up for prom (I looked so pretty in my dress and snowshoes)
MO - July 13, 2009, 11:25 pm
And here all this time I thought I had a shitty memory!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:19 pm
wow Mo i appreciate a good memory almost as much as a good mammary!
MO - July 13, 2009, 11:11 pm
You really can polish a turd!! Just don't make three wishes on this bad boy!! I gave it 5 stinky ones...rents paid Trash!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
Or a goose? a goose that lays golden smegs?
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 11:05 pm
I guess only the kids of scientologists crap gold. hard to spend it though and it does a lot worse than turn your skin green!
Sean - July 13, 2009, 11:03 pm
"(Roughly)" was a brilliant manouver. Funny too. But you know, if I had a kid, or, better yet, a cat that could crap gold, I'd be inclined to consider myself blessed by Madame Fortune. And would I be so wrong? 5.

XENU IS SO REAL! - And don't you dare say otherwise, b!+ch!

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TAGS: scientology scientologists tom cruise katie holmes l ron hubbard
Rating: 5/5

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Ism - August 28, 2013, 5:33 pm
LOL 5L's

ANONYMOUS - United as one, divided by zero.

TAGS: anonymous fox news scientology
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - October 11, 2009, 12:48 am
Got it in one :})

TOM CRUISE - Because the volcano on Dianetics just wasn't enough

TAGS: dianetics scientology tom cruise war of the worlds
Rating: 2.24/5

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Scorpio7 - November 26, 2008, 11:59 am
Dianetics, Scientology, Tom Cruise and energy all suck some major shit.
Alexiel - July 26, 2008, 7:20 pm
unless u paid 9999 bucks for scientologic crap, or just read it in wikipedia
Dosq - June 13, 2008, 11:09 am
NOT even slightly funny


TAGS: tom cruise scientology fly celebrity omg tyra
Rating: 2.21/5

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meatwad260 - May 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
No,he's just doing a GRAVITY CHECK!

ANONYMOUS - Riddng the world of cons since 2008... Like scientology

TAGS: anonymous scientology giraffes
Rating: 1.73/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:38 am
night Haar
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:35 am
Take it easy, moti-marauder!!
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:34 am
Haar.... it always happens that way, absolutely. The funny thing is that drug dealers and criminals prosper under this system. They are poorer and/or killed when the mafia took over. Anarchists just don't check history and reality first.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 3:34 am
Provided you can't find any other use for the rabbit's foot. Anyhoo, since Nordic Shamanism is off the table, I gotta check out. See ya 'round, guys.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:31 am
Just like that, TTH.... or, when the troll keychains aren't selling like they used to, so you go out and create some lucky rabbit-foot keychains.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:25 am
Organized crime? is that like when mooooo holds the bakery door while i grab the pie and run?
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 3:21 am
Interesting point regarding the vacuum allowing for the entry of organized crime. I can't think of a single instance where this hasn't been the case.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:20 am
I only know about their anti scientology stance. My opinions about religion differ slightly from yours though. I dont wanna wait 2000 years to call a cult a cult. Their history is the only reason i show respect to the older religions.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:15 am
I just don't like the Anonymous clan, as they are organized anarchy. And the agents of anarchy, upon succeeding, always fail/die first. They are just the non-confrontational, sissy version of the 80's punk-rock anarchists.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:12 am
That's my point. They all run their course. Show them respect. Disrespect is history's job, not ours.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:09 am
And remember much of the world now considers all religions mythology. Myself included.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 3:08 am
how does it differ from a cult though? They control every aspect of members lives and believe in an evil alien warlord. how do they differ from most cults? and why do they only have religion status in a few countries.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 3:01 am
Scientology, we can call bonkers... and it is. BUT, you have to give them the same respect as all the other religions that are now considered mythology. They were all considered legitimate in their time.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:59 am
And there is where organized crime takes over.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:59 am
But the Anonymous clan attacks more than Scientology. It's the general government constrictions they wish to relieve. It's anarchy without long-term vision. They want to remove what they perceive as wrong, but don't have a plan for the aftermath....
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:57 am
They lack nerve, social skills and organization.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 2:56 am
My only point was that in a non-conformist society, anarchists are the first to receive a chicken-wire hug.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:55 am
attention from the 40+ hours a week they work for the church. (for free)
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:54 am
www.xenu.com its so weird it's funny! They have a policy ststing that if a members family is not 100% in support of the church the member must sever all ties with that family. forever. They limit procreation among members because children distract members
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:46 am
Can't say as I'm too familiar with Scientology, m'self. Not a lot of practioners in this neck of the woods. And that's okay. We're a little short on Nordic Shamans, too. And that's not okay.
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:43 am
Scientology is only considered a religion in a few countries. L.Ron Hubbard was once quoted as saying that "if a man wants to make real money he should start his own religion". Hard to respect a "religion" started by a bad sci-fi author.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:31 am
Psssst... that was said in jest.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Oh, bashing religion now?
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 2:24 am
If they are against scientology they must have some good points!
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 2:20 am
Seemed to work great in the former USSR...
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:55 pm
And if you think the current governing bodies are unfair and restricting, you have no idea how quickly anarchy is eradicated under organized crime. Anarchy is the last thing anyone should wish for.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:54 pm
The shallow logic of this "movement" shows the flaws in the core anarchist agenda. You may be against "big brother", but take it from someone well-versed... accept and work with the current "establishment", as anarchy gives way to organized crime.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 10:52 pm
Short lecture....

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